Trump’s cognitive test changes animals every week. This time it’s the giraffe.

Tuesday night in Greenville, Trump walked the crowd through the famously brutal cognitive test he keeps acing. “The first questions are easy; you have a lion, a snake, a bear and a giraffe, and they say, which is the giraffe?”

Strange. Last Wednesday in Bullhead City, Arizona, it was the same four animals and a different question: “Which one is the lion?” Same test, same zoo, new answer key. The questions change every week. The score never does.

The real thing, the Montreal Cognitive Assessment, has a naming section with three animals: a lion, a rhinoceros and a camel. No snake. No bear. No giraffe. You don’t pick one out, you name each of them. He has now described the test more times than he has described it correctly.

About a minute before the giraffe, he did give the crowd a heads-up: “Someday I won’t be able to get out of a chair or something, say this is not good.” Something to look forward to.